Jerry Lewis Wants to Hit Lindsay Lohan

Jerry LewisLindsay Lohan has survived 13 days of jail and 23 days in rehab, but will she be able to handle Jerry Lewis?

The 84-year-old comic legend said that he has no any sympathy for the troubled celebrity, and has threatened to haul off and hit her if they ever crossed paths.

“I’d smack her in the mouth if I saw her,” Lewis said, according to Inside Edition.

“I would smack her in the mouth and be arrested for abusing a woman!”

The “Nutty Professor” star added, “I would say, ‘You deserve this and nothing else’ … WHACK! And then, if she’s not satisfied, I’d put her over my knee and SPANK her!”

But “The Machete” actress isn’t the only one Lewis has had enough of. He thinks it’s time a certain “Simple Life” star smartened up.

“The same thing with Paris Hilton,” he said. “Those children are begging for help. What they’re doing is saying, ‘I’m fed up, can you help me?'”